@TheBabylonBee
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“Again sorry to bother, but it would mean a great deal to us folks if we could get some basic freedoms, eh?”
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HERE'S THE PROBLEM
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“I did that last time and look how well it’s worked out for me. Everyone loves and approves of Kamala! She’s got a great laugh, comes across as extremely relatable, and just look at how she handled th... View More
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"I'm proud to be the first President in history to get one of them blacks on the Supreme Court," said Biden. "Clarance Thomas doesn't count. He's a bit too uppity for my taste."
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“What if it’s all a lie? What if atheism is just made up to make people feel smart and have a false sense of superiority?”
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"Cody, you need to finish your Quarter Pounder and all of your fries before you get a treat."
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“Welcome to Ol’ Caleefurnia, land of stagecoaches and cattle rustlers, where robber barons will tax the hide off your oxen then throw you in the ol’ hoosegow, howdy!”
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“The American people should have a voice in the selection of their next Supreme Court Justice. Therefore, this vacancy should not be filled until we have a new president.”
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